ICC Cricket World Cup 2015 Schedule

14.02.2015  Sri vs NZ
14.02.2015  Eng vs Aus

15.02.2015  SA vs Zim
15.02.2015  Pak vs Ind

16.02.2015  WI vs Ire

17.02.2015 NZ vs Q3

18.02.2015  Ban vs Q2

19.02.2015  Zim vs Q4

20.02.2015  Eng vs NZ

21.02.2015  Aus vs Ban

22.02.2015  Sri vs Q2

23.02.2015  Eng vs Q3

24.02.2015  WI vs Zim

25.02.2015  Ire vs Q4

26.02.2015  Q2 vs Q3
26.02.2015  Sri vs Ban

27.02.2015  SA vs WI

28.02.2015  Ind vs Q4
28.02.2015  Aus vs NZ

01.03.2015  Eng vs Sri
01.03.2015  Pak vs Zim

03.03.2015  SA vs Ire

04.03.2015  Pak vs Q4
04.03.2015  Aus vs Q2

05.03.2015 Ban vs Q3

06.03.2015  Ind vs WI

07.03.2015  Zim vs Ire

08.03.2015  NZ vs Q2
08.03.2015  Aus vs Sri

09.03.2015  Eng vs Ban

10.03.2015 Ind vs Ire

11.03.2015  Sri vs Q3

12.03.2015  SA vs Q4

13.03.2015  Ban vs NZ
13.03.2015  Eng vs Q2

14.03.2015  Ind vs Zim
14.03.2015  Aus vs Q3

15.03.2015  WI vs Q4
15.03.2015  Pak vs Ire

18.03.2015  1st Quarter Final

19.03.2015  2nd Quarter Final

20.03.2015  3rd Quarter Final

21.03.2015  4th Quarter Final

24.03.2015  1st Semi Final

26.03.2015  2nd Semi Final

29.03.2015  BIG Final

Delhi Ka Weather

Delhi ka weather poora lul hui gavaa hai
bole to...
sasura kabhi garam lagat hai to kabhi thanda
kono firki le raha hai hum logan ka
Ei wrong number hai
E-gola par mousam ka kauno bharosa nahi
Ek toh thandi upar se e-baarish!!
Ham toh confujwa gaye, ki sweater pehne ya raincoat....

PK

Technology Ideas

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?


"I know," said the Branch Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."


"No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."


"Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."

Caught Speeding

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying IDIOT!! told you I was speeding too.