Drink Beer Save Water

Who said drinking is injurious to health?
Beer helps you to remove all the infections from your body.
Famous doctors have said for the youngsters who are eligible for voting to drink 1 bottle of beer per day.
The people with the age group above 40 have been suggested by the international doctors to take 2 pegs of whisky per day. But better to prefer "scotch".
Vodka is lady's drink. dont drink it. its an artificial drink.
Rum mixed with water helps you to cure cough, nausea etc.

And Now u tell me drinking alcohol is injurious to health or not?

In India u can have some other kind of drinks like "taari" in Bihar which is prepared from the juice of coconut tree, "hariya" in Ranchi which is prepared from the rice and the "desi Tharra" in every parts of India. I dont know how to prepare it.

If u have any questions/suggestions about daroo/alcoholic drinks the u can reach me on daroobaaj@drunkenbull.com.

E-mail address of cricket Players

E-mail addresses of cricket Players :

1. LAXMAN : available@home-only.com

2. GANGULY : nowdays@no use.com

3. KUMBLE : only@test match.com

4. SACHIN : admitted@hospital.com

5. KAIF : good@for nothing.com

6. SEHWAG : consistently@out of form.com

7. DRAVID : stick@crease like fevicol.com

8. PATHAN : takewickets@only with kenya.com

9. SURESH RAINA : why i am there@godknows.com

Really Painful

There are 2 things in life that are more painful than death.

1st when ur love loves u & doesn't tell u &

2nd when ur love doesn,t loves u & tells u.

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Meaning Of Love

LOVE MEANS-

L-LAKE OF BEER

O-OCEAN OF WHISKY

E-END OF STOCK (BAR CLOSED)

ja soja luv is injurious 4 health so dnt luve.

College Rules

1. B Quiet in the class, b'coz others r sleeping.

2. Carry ur book, b'coz it acts as a pillow.

3. Keep d campus clean, so b absent..........

Example of Pessimism

Kabhi ye mat socho ki tumhari
girlfriend ne tumhe romantic message bheja hai.
Hamesha ye socho- use kisne bheja hoga?

Thinking of Banta

A friend asked Banta, howz ur exam?
Banta : it was ok, but i cudn't answer pasttense of 'think'. I thought, thought & thought & finally i wrote 'thunk'.........