E-mail address of cricket Players

E-mail addresses of cricket Players :

1. LAXMAN : available@home-only.com

2. GANGULY : nowdays@no use.com

3. KUMBLE : only@test match.com

4. SACHIN : admitted@hospital.com

5. KAIF : good@for nothing.com

6. SEHWAG : consistently@out of form.com

7. DRAVID : stick@crease like fevicol.com

8. PATHAN : takewickets@only with kenya.com

9. SURESH RAINA : why i am there@godknows.com

Really Painful

There are 2 things in life that are more painful than death.

1st when ur love loves u & doesn't tell u &

2nd when ur love doesn't loves u & tells u.

Meaning Of Love

LOVE MEANS-

L-LAKE OF BEER

O-OCEAN OF WHISKY

E-END OF STOCK (BAR CLOSED)

ja soja luv is injurious 4 health so dnt luve.

College Rules

1. B Quiet in the class, b'coz others r sleeping.

2. Carry ur book, b'coz it acts as a pillow.

3. Keep d campus clean, so b absent..........

Example of Pessimism

Kabhi ye mat socho ki tumhari
girlfriend ne tumhe romantic message bheja hai.
Hamesha ye socho- use kisne bheja hoga?

Thinking of Banta

A friend asked Banta, howz ur exam?
Banta : it was ok, but i cudn't answer pasttense of 'think'. I thought, thought & thought & finally i wrote 'thunk'.........

Universal Truth

U love someone.
U marry someone else
the one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes da password of ur mailid.....

Technical Thinking of Software Professional

A software professional falling from roof of a building and shouting

F1

F1

F1
instead of help help!!!