Computer Jokes

Here is the list of the rest of our computer jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
 A: Made a website!

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!

Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness!

Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!

Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?

Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver!

Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Lots of memory!

Java Interview...

Here is a interview given by a stupid guy for the job in java office..

Interviewer: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Guy: Terms are different... nothing more.

Interviewer: What is JFC ?
Guy: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Interviewer: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
Guy: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Interviewer: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
Guy: Send it through courier.

Interviewer: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Guy: As you wish, I do not have any objections.

Interviewer: How to communicate 2 threads each other?
Guy: Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.

Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
Guy: I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Interviewer: What is the use of Servlets ?
Guy: In hotels, they can replace servers.

Interviewer: What is the difference between Process and Threads?
Guy: Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Interviewer: What is JAR file?
Guy: File that can be kept inside a jar.

Interviewer: What is JINI?
Guy: A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Interviewer: How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
Guy: I will give invitation.

Interviewer: What is bean? Where it can be used?
Guy: A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Interviewer: Write down how will you create a binary Tree?
Guy: When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.