Meaning Of Love

LOVE MEANS-

L-LAKE OF BEER

O-OCEAN OF WHISKY

E-END OF STOCK (BAR CLOSED)

ja soja luv is injurious 4 health so dnt luve.

College Rules

1. B Quiet in the class, b'coz others r sleeping.

2. Carry ur book, b'coz it acts as a pillow.

3. Keep d campus clean, so b absent..........

Example of Pessimism

Kabhi ye mat socho ki tumhari
girlfriend ne tumhe romantic message bheja hai.
Hamesha ye socho- use kisne bheja hoga?

Thinking of Banta

A friend asked Banta, howz ur exam?
Banta : it was ok, but i cudn't answer pasttense of 'think'. I thought, thought & thought & finally i wrote 'thunk'.........